Glitter mustache

What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.

I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.

by Glittery May 29, 2015

mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 5, 2016

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.

Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!

by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020