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Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
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Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket
“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”
by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024
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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo
Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket
by atom2865 March 29, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired
John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts
by akalazam June 4, 2025
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