Medical über

"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 3, 2020

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CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.

Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

by CDSiteMedicGod July 22, 2020

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Medicated the Socks

to distribute or disseminate information via social media.

That youtube video was so great; I've medicated the socks.

by gollumullog March 15, 2011

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medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

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