Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.

There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.

by Termitescout October 18, 2013

Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~

by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011

Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.

Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!

by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Lumberjack

I man who is simply, slanging that wood. Requirements: 7.5 inches in length, soda can girth, tennis ball size balls, left nut hangs lower than the right, and mushroom tip.

"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."

by choppatown June 2, 2023