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greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016
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Lap-Hop

A genre of music which makes people shake their laps to the rhythem.
一种令人不住抖腿的丧心病狂的音乐
Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.

-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.

抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统,我不是针对个别的,而是其他所有的都是辣鸡

—— 沃兹·吉硕德
by Dr. Mimyselvandeye March 7, 2016
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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
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Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out
Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny
by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019
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urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
by SandvichThief February 7, 2023
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Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 6, 2022
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