Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.

Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!

by U.dont.know May 22, 2018

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.

“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart”
“What? I thought he’d love you forever”

by Idek.idk July 25, 2019

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)

Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!

by John56tom December 11, 2019