A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
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Get the Kayla Ivy mug.Ivy is a word hard to understand. The word has many different things it wants to achieve. How come it doesnt? Well its not fit to achieve them "Ivy" likes to wallow in its sadness. Its a word that promotes the lifestyle of drugs, money, hoes. Knowing how to use an Ivy can be tough, telling it you love it and giving the word lots of compliments seemed to to the trick untill lately where Ivy just decided not to belive in anything. The word lets go of things to easily and looses hope too fast. The words synonymous start becoming distant pushing it away untill eventually Ivy is left with just antonyms. The word feels itsself being scribbled and used less everyday, Ivy wants to make a comeback. The word will try to take care of itself, erasing, straightening its edges, etc. All for it to completely ruin everything the next day, but let me tell you this about the word Ivy.
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Its a very lonely word, it always will be unless it changes something. The word ivy needs time to reflect with itself. Lately its been listening to music (Ivy's are never good at gatekeeping or saving surprises) Always so eager to please. Ivy's used to like rap, then "weird music" maybe it had a vocoloid phase, after that started getting into phonk, trap, and circled all the way back to rap. This time a little more sad I dont know but just take the time to understand yourself all you other ivys word lovers. Im not sure how but you will figure it out theres no rush, all love🫰
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Its a very lonely word, it always will be unless it changes something. The word ivy needs time to reflect with itself. Lately its been listening to music (Ivy's are never good at gatekeeping or saving surprises) Always so eager to please. Ivy's used to like rap, then "weird music" maybe it had a vocoloid phase, after that started getting into phonk, trap, and circled all the way back to rap. This time a little more sad I dont know but just take the time to understand yourself all you other ivys word lovers. Im not sure how but you will figure it out theres no rush, all love🫰
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Get the ivy my love mug.An incredibly gorgeous and stunning person, just wow look at them. Ivys can be very blunt about their feelings but that is good cause passive-aggressiveness is not a good trait. ivy will always look out for you (even if you dont think you need to be looked out for) and are always there to be a shoulder to cry on. they are trustworthy and reliable.
jack "I dont like ivy, they are weird!"
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
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