Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

kinnie-itis

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"

by TheRealEnsychopledia October 7, 2020

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

Ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity

A person that doesn't know words that end with ity by using a website with words that end with ity

Can you list words that end with ity
Sure: immortality, ambisexuality, bisexuality, homosexuality, generosity, virtuosity, intellectuality, fraternity, hepatotoxicity, Idontknowwhatthehelltosay-ity, ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity, brothatscheatingidontknowwhyididntthoughtofthissoonerimsuchadumbasssus-ity, iknowbutyoucouldhavetriedtooithasalotofwordsthatendwith-ity, Iknowbutnowistoolateandwekindaoverdidthejokesomaybeweshouldstoplmao-ity, wehavefinishedalreadywecantdothisanymoreiwanttostopwiththish-ity, Yeahletsstopthisshi-ity, yeahletsfuckingstop-ity

by Man100,000 June 15, 2023

mino itis

an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created

“i feel sick”

“did u sleep w someone from mpu”

“yeah”

“then that means you have the mino itis”

by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023