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Goon scoop

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.
Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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goon squat

A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.
Person 1: Look at those haters over there.

Rest of group: *Goon Squat*

Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
by bisonlova September 17, 2011
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goon hand

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
by birdjjb February 15, 2007
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goon bag

Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.
I've only got $8 so I guess I'll be drinking a goon bag tonight.
by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004
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goon sack

The name given to wine, generally white, when removed from the cask. The sack is made of a strong foil, so it can be passed around without getting damaged.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.
girl "Hey, pass the goon sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."
by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009
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goon

"Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us!!! FLOOR IT!!!"
by BIG AL/HABIT December 28, 2005
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Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.
The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.
by Goony Pete April 28, 2010
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