by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018
Get the Grandpa narwhal mug.Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018
Get the Grandpa white mug.This Grandpa is one of a kind. During mass, he rapes his grandson by burring his fingers deep into his tight butt hole. He is a professional rapist. He also during the week days parks his truck outside of the church and jacks off in it for two hours straight. He is awaiting the next butt hole to stretch. He especially likes stretching 4 year old boys. Who will be the next victim of his 14 inch cock?
by Beth Jerry April 16, 2018
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Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
Get the Grandpa wisdom mug.A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.
Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
by dio roadroller November 6, 2019
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Get the Grandpa Parent mug.someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa
by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019
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