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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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Filipino's

FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.
by drainerfranxx December 5, 2020
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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16
I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.
by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021
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Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
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Out Filipinoed

When your non-Filipino friend knows more Tagalog than you. Outdone at your own culture. Filipino can be replaced with other nationalities.

This term stems from the disconnect of growing up in a separate area from your culture/mixed culture families.
He knows more Tagalog than me and he's not even Filipino..... I think I've been out Filipinoed...
by fusewithme March 3, 2021
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Angry Filipino

A husband or boyfriend is forced to witness his wife/girlfriend getting fucked by some dude who then removed his dick from her vagina and swabs it across the upper lip of the husband/boyfriend, and te goes back to fucking her.
Man, what a wild night! I was railing Christine when I noticed her boyfriend was witnessing in shock. I pulled out and delivered an angry Filipino, and went back to finishing the task at hand
by Carroll69 July 23, 2022
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