epipen emergency

a type of blowjob in which you take the epipen from a femal that has a peanut allergies then you stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter then make her blow you and make her finish you off before she dies then toss the epipen at her

man last night i was chillin with my girl and she said she wanted to give me a epipen emergency

by hehqhsheh2bs December 19, 2019

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Emergency cardigan

Cardigan brought by a friend in case of emergency such us wardrobe malfunction or to cover hickies or other forgotten marks from kinky sex play

I had to get a friend to bring me an emergency cardigan a few weeks ago due to a bite mark on my shoulder

by EcoTantric June 11, 2018

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emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018

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emerges

to find lovers , especially at the young adult age

Honey bees emerges and mate , after which the female will lay eggs .

by TQP January 10, 2018

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Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

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