rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019

Diver

The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

by shukujo January 5, 2020

Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023