Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023

3d Doritos

Doritos that are on drugs

aye bro you want 3d Doritos aka Doritos that are high?

by The Epic Yoshi December 13, 2022

Doritos

A triangle chip

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.

by Sus imposts December 25, 2022

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

by Yeeyeefrank October 28, 2019

Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers

No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker

by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021