Brian

Noun.

-A dork
-A nerd
-A guy who likes to call others a dork even though he himself is a much bigger dork.

Don't be like Brian.

by Hello Kittie February 23, 2018

Brian

You’re a shit dad

“Wow Brian.”

by melancholyeuthanisation October 12, 2020

Brian

brian: an innocent butcher..lol

damian: did u hear about the fortlands hospital massacre??

matthew: yeah it was brian so technically,it was a case of an innocent butcher..

by damianmatthew January 15, 2010

Brian

The white version of Tyrone who always fucks shit up;
Except has a tiny dick unlike Tyrone;
Also made Skitty on Wailord

Mother: God damn it Brian
Brian: What did I do
Mother: You got glue instead of milk so now your brother is a "Brian"

by tyronedestroyerofbitches69 May 29, 2016

Brian

A red headed step child who besmirched his grandmothers wedding bed whilst micturating in his nickers. This man also enjoys DOCKING on a daily basis.

dont be a Brian

by [e-mail] May 18, 2010

Brian

A nigga that tears up any girls pussy and has a great pull out game

“ damn Becky Brian fucked up my pussy last night”

by Death by long dickkk August 14, 2018

Brian

a person who is very talented,smart,and very tall

Brian is very tall,said aaliyah

by Anything brian October 18, 2016