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Ashley

The type of name you think of when you think of farming. She is one of the most caring people you will ever meet and will be by your side one hundred percent of the time. She always appreciates fucked up jokes and will make you laugh all the time. She always says sorry for everything even though its not her fault and is always trying to take the blame. She is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet and shell deny it every time.
Bob: Hey Ashley, why are 911 victims such good readers?

Ashley : I don't know, why?

Bob: Its because they go through 80 stories in 6 seconds!

Ashley: Bob that's fucking hilarious! Well I've got crops to tend to, I'll see you tomorrow!
by MemeMaster2090 March 30, 2019
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Ashley a kind hearted, loving and caring person.She never gives up on anyone she cares about and she is the real definition of a hero. She can be really funny and mean but not to mean and is overprotective of the people she cares about she symbolizes hope and is really cute, smart, unique and most of all short.
Ashley is the best girlfriend to have come into my life she makes me happy for infinity and beyond. :)
by FAX_WoAh June 8, 2019
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A mature woman at heart with a sweet smile, but don't be foiled by her welcoming face, the second you cross her, she'll never look at you the same. She can ghost someone till death, so don't get on her bad side! Stay in her good side and she'll change your life. :)
Hey Ashley, sorry about last week.

Don't bother, she's ghosting you.
by Playz_Boiiiii September 21, 2019
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Ashley is a nice kind girl.she makes u laugh when ur sad. Makes u happy when ur stressed.she will be with u always!😘
Me:Haha Ashley ur so Funny!😂 Ashley:Thanks!
by XxMoonlightXx_GachazUwUxX September 23, 2019
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She’s not a whore but doesn’t mind doing it once in a while.
Jim: I wanted to have sex with that girl but, she said she is waiting for marriage.
Tony: just find an Ashley.
by Girlygang October 5, 2019
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she is very independent, sometimes she wants to be left alone, other times she wants to talk to everyone. Ashley is a genuine nice person and loving/caring. But if you make her mad she won’t forgive you easily. She is a beautiful young lady/women and is friends with EVERYONE!!
Is that Ashley she is so nice?!
I know right she is so kind!!
by Mylie Lace October 6, 2019
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its a dude. gets mistaken for a girl cause of HIS name. its a guy. has a nutcracker son. his dog is an absolute unit and is fat as fuck. Ashley always wears hunting hats while he watches gravity falls. did i mention he is of male gender? yeah he is. prick. gf is companion cube.
liberty: oh god its ashley
lilly: oh god oh fuck hes gon try and steal our bread
by meatymans August 18, 2019
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