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Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
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wow shes so short! must be an alyssa
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Name a girl who is a hoe Alyssa
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The most stylish girl out there but somehow she doesn’t get noticed enough. She is the funniest person ever. And people will fall in love with her right away. She is smart and creative. Alyssa will never leave you side no matter what the circumstances are. The only reason she would leave you is if you become fake. It’s not easy to get on her bad side though so don’t worry give your local Alyssa a shot, she’s too funny for this world 😂
I was talking to your friend the other day, I forgot her name but she was so funny

Oh you must be talking about Alyssa
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Wow Alyssa is such a bitch
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Hey Johnny did you talk to alyssa recently?

Johnny: Nah shes a stupid bitch
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LITERALLY THE PRETTIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER TO BE SEEN OR TO EVER WALK THIS GOD DAMN EARTH.
like- AHHHFSIEHHVHKLALHEYVDHSILHEGVI
Oh my lord- have you seen Alyssa? She's literally the prettiest person I've ever seen.
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