September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 1, 2022

Feb 1st

Ask out the person who obviously likes you but is too scared to say it. Give shy people some hope!

Hey Jaquaviontavious, its Feb 1st, so I was wondering if you would wanna go out some time?

by hiroSHIma1945 December 29, 2021

April 1st

April 1st: The day where you can have sex with any of your friends, but say April fools. Since it's April 1st, it doesn't technically count.

I had sex with ___ on April 1st, but it doesn't count, since I said April Fools.

by Pixeldouche February 11, 2022

April 1st

National bring bread to school day
Bring bread to school on April 1st and eat it during your gym period in honor of April fools day

Hey it’s April fools bring bread
April 1st is the day you bring bread to school and eat it during your gym period

by Whyamihereirdk March 31, 2022

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

May 1st

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

by Alecccz February 15, 2021