Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

Ed-toe-cate

A short therm that indicates the verb that refers to get educated on toe splay.

X: "I'll ed-toe-cate you, It's for your health"

X: "Once you get ed-toe-cated your spine will get better

by dennnnnnnix January 21, 2026

Toe in the wet sprocket

A mild inconvenience

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."

by BowlofNerdles January 31, 2026

freshly painted toes

Freshly painted toes are a sign of an honest woman.

I knew I could trust her because she had freshly painted toes.

by greengg February 4, 2026

Mammal Toe

When a male with a large penis & testicles get their junk pinned sideways between the upper thighs, with the penis and testicles respectively spilling into either pant leg, causing a visible crevice in between the balls and dick, beneath the zipper.

Bro, your mammal toe is showing!

by The Big Dick Barista of Omaha February 6, 2026