what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

by Canarsie57 December 16, 2021

Mouth Cuddle

To take your loved ones penis and cuddle it with your mouth in an act of felatio

"Come here Adam, I'm giving you a mouth cuddle for your birthday"

by Defo not cliff December 20, 2021

Gutter Mouth

Someone with really messed up teeth

I was watching anchorman and realized that Will Ferrell has a gutter mouth.

by brandstan02 December 25, 2021

Mouth pre

(adj.) Drool hanging from a dog's mouth. Specifically one salivating over the smells or sight of an upcoming treat.

Frank the dog gets so excited when I'm chopping carrots he starts mouth pre-ing all over the kitchen.

by Paylay March 14, 2022

Mouth Mullet

A 'Mouth Mullet' is a much better term than 'Goatee'- Sounds like a Pomi taking the piss, while telling your girl to teabag his balls after deepthroating his peanut.

Ah, I like your Mouth Mullet... flickit...

by NETnDOOS March 24, 2022

Mouthing

When 2 people ( usually 2 guys) put LSD between one another’s tongue and French kiss and the one who ends up with the tabb wins

If a guy says to his mate “yo we should so play mouthing on this last tabb”

by Kittykaller January 30, 2022

Zippy's Mouth

A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.

Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.

by Krush15 January 31, 2022