Toe

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.

"Did you see Tara's boyfriend? He's bald! I can't believe she's dating a toe."

by BenTheToe September 13, 2022

Ed-toe-cate

A short therm that indicates the verb that refers to get educated on toe splay.

X: "I'll ed-toe-cate you, It's for your health"

X: "Once you get ed-toe-cated your spine will get better

by dennnnnnnix January 21, 2026