sam

just a guy that thinks way to much about himself, he think he is the best in the world but he is actually kinda decent

sam is the best - sam

by uhmwhatsmename May 16, 2021

Sam

My favorit person, hes so amazing, I love him sm. I cant wait to meet him<3

I love Sam, Sam is so fucking epic.

by Kai.femboi May 23, 2021

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Sam

Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3

Person 1: Sam is epic

Person 2: ikr

by Jaejaethegaegae May 29, 2021

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

one way sam

Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people

I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same

by Shelboob April 21, 2021

Sam

"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.

Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'

by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021