Half Paul Walker

Going fast without the tragedy

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”

by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025

Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023

Lucas Halfs

a youtuber who cambeack after "quiting",and he's also very inteligent bc at just 10 years old he can talk with teens without being cringe

Me: im scared what will Lucas Halfs be when he grows up since we're teaching him adult things so early

by Giogrefi August 15, 2023

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

Half a Hole

It’s exactly what it sounds like. Half a Hole

Jim just dug half a hole

by anonymous September 6, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023