Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.

Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree

by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021