Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

Ginger beer

nice drink that make a your throat hurt a bit sometimes

1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.

by polygloid December 27, 2021

Sheer-beer-shake

The sheerness frothfulness of beer shaken in a mouth. Foamy.

What's that, eating mentos and drinking Coca-Cola? Yep tryna' make sheer-beer-shake in my mouth for frothfulness.

by Alessio Datura March 10, 2022

Disco beer

A small, 250cl/330cl beer that you buy in a pub/bar for a quick drink, en route to somewhere else.

Let’s nip in here for a quick disco beer

by Gigi La Fouffe March 26, 2022

canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Gentle beer

The type of beer you bring along when visiting millennials and you aren't in the mood for their uppity super-hazy IPA or barrel aged stout nonsense. Ideal for almost every occasion.

Person 1: Rich, you stopping over to Jamie's tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, but I gotta stop and pick me up some PBR first. Need some gentle beer so I don't have to drink that obnoxious Vermont IPA crap.

by lakeshore January 30, 2022