Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises

I gave him a monkey ride

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

Hot air balloon ride

The act of farting in an elevator and riding it all the way up and down

Josh took Roger on a hot air balloon ride after eating beans at the hotel restaurant.

by CropDuster1132 December 14, 2025

Ride the rails

To "hop" a train.

In some remote locations especially remote access Reservations, where there is no designated stop the travelers will tie a white cloth further up the line to let the Engineer know the want to board, give the train enough time to stop.

Also, train-Hop

To illegally board a box car to ride across the country by 'hopping' onto a moving train.

Also;
Tight steering control and maneuvering at high speed

Need work? Ride the rails north, there's nothing here.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Playland log ride

When a guy takes a shit before sex, gives her a creampie and she drops the kids off on the log and she flushes away the ride

We gave the kids the playland log ride

by Bclogrider January 12, 2026

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

ride or die

If you're not willing to possibly die, then you can't be counted on.

Aaron said he wouldn't risk getting killed for me, so he's not ride or die.

by livcarve48 November 24, 2021