sex war

The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,

The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.

by but for October 20, 2022

The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

War Doll

Group of wanna be religious extremists. They believe high speed kit and shot timers make you gunfighters

Cringy Canadian reservists types who thinks Jesus loves terrorists

You hear about those war doll guys? Hahah who?

Yeah that’s what I though

by War Daddy Actual December 31, 2021

Great War of Olly Bolly

The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.

“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”

by squishavacado January 3, 2022

Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.

Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.

by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022

idc war

When you're both being petty and pretending that you don't care about each other to the point it turns into a competition of who cares the least. IDC wars usually happen to people not in a defined relationship and who don't want to admit their feelings to each other.

Friend: Btw did you see her ig story last night?

You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars

by Sentiman December 10, 2021

War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime

Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime

by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021