Vagina

A weak or underperforming item

Guy: Rob just bought a new truck. A Chevy 1500.
Guy 2: Is that the one with the big vagina under the hood?
Guy 1: Yea, it sounds like a giant queef when you stomp on the gas.

by Skippy_Sanchez October 22, 2018

vagina

looks like a peanut

"yo, I think I'm allergic to vaginas."

by droooliyah October 28, 2018

Vagina Blood Farts

A loose menstrual cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

Vagina Blood Farts

Loose Menstrual Cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

Vagina bong

Vagina bong - noun, when someone uses your vagina as a bong (idk how, figure it out), also known as a kink

OMG, have you seen her mom? She's SUCH a vagina bong

by SatansVagina December 12, 2018

vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef

man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night

by cum gutter June 14, 2018

Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.

That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018