Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021

NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word

HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022