I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

I Have a Hole in my Shoes

A POV TikTok originally posted in February 2022 by Chris Barnett featuring his brother asking their dad for new shoes. Chris makes the same request, stating he has a hole in his shoes. For God-knows what reason, the specific line "I have a hole in my shoes" became a meme four years later in January 2026.

Brother: Hey dad, can I have some new shoes?
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.

by austicles January 25, 2026