Tom

Fucking hot male with a giant cock and carries a big load

Girl1:"holy shit tom looks so hot"
Girl2:"i know i want him so bad"
Girl3:"i sucked his cock last night, it was really big"

by Tommy_Gun2100 March 21, 2021

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

Tom Holland

A man who actually pronounces croissant
correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!

Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...

American: Tom Holland can't say croissant, he says 'QUACKSON'!
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.

by caniquarantineforever? March 31, 2021

Tom dupain cheng

Great dad period.

Ayo I love Tom dupain cheng he is such a good father to marinette

by Ayothatgirllayla May 15, 2021

tom jenkins

daddy with big dick

oh hey do you have a tom jenkins

by appl3b33s May 16, 2021

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever

tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

by joely955 May 17, 2021