music publisher

Music Publishers are like the responsible friends at the party who looks after everyone and make sure nobody loses their belongings also the first stand-in if there's a standoff.

music publishers are the goat

by bahhsdjjkf April 28, 2022

Music

Nothing is better, the top of the mountain.

Ronaldo is the music of soccer players.

by IHaveAGoodPseudonym May 2, 2022

Music

The best of the best, can't be beaten, the top of the mountain.

Ronaldo is the music of soccer players

by IHaveAGoodPseudonym May 2, 2022

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Music Industry

TAYLOR SWIFT :)

SWIFTIE: OMG DID YOU HEAR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS UPLOADING ANOTHER ALBUM TONIGHT?
Random person: .....WHAT??

by Swiftie900 January 2, 2022

Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 11, 2022

Musical tram

An aerial tram that plays music in the background for passengers. Usually rock music.

Have you ever ridden the aerial tram to the top of the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort? It’s a musical tram! It’s awesome to hear rock music while riding the tram en route to the top!

by Leopards14 January 15, 2022