Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭

by Un2siast January 30, 2024

Hit on

Ask for someone's biological gender

Hit on E.g. "Hey what's your biological gender?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE WEIRDO!"

by Coolkid498235 February 1, 2024

Hit Reg

In a video game, Usually FPS based, It's when you shot/hit at a player, but the shot/hit just phases through it due to the game not detecting that the hit connected with the opponent's 'Hitbox', This mainly occurs either to lag issues, Or hitbox gaps in the opponents playermodel.

Player 1: BRO I SHOT AT YOU WITH A SNIPER AND YOU DIDN'T GET HIT TF???

Player 2: Skill issue lol.

Player 1: MAN THIS STUPID HIT REG IS GONNA MAKE ME BREAK MY CONTROLLER SOONER

Player 2: Chill tf out dayum ;-;

by Mystei February 7, 2024

Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.

Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.

by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Hit-a-lick

To aquire or obtain goods or cash by means of theft in a quick or "lick"ity split fashion!

Thug 1: yo i hear the kay jewelers on 5th street has only 1 female workin tonight and they have no security guard.

Thug 2: fa sho and they close in 20 mins.

Thug 1: lets get a mask and hit-a-lick!

Thug 2: aight, but first i gotta call my baby momma and let her know im gonna be home late.

by Jonny_Feeva October 18, 2023

hit or Miss

Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."

Da famous comedy-film "Runaway Bride" was definitely a prime example of "hit or Miss".

by QuacksO October 19, 2023