Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

Have a boot

Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.

In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)

Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)

Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl

by Pseudonym? Mynoduesp March 30, 2024

Have Lethal

Gamers say this to indicate that if no mistakes are made they could theoretically kill a specific enemy.

This term is used in many different games, including League of Legends and Dota 2.

I think I have lethal on their carry

Aw dammit, I would’ve had lethal but I fucked up my engage

by Grath chro June 28, 2021

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

I Have a Hole in my Shoes

A POV TikTok originally posted in February 2022 by Chris Barnett featuring his brother asking their dad for new shoes. Chris makes the same request, stating he has a hole in his shoes. For God-knows what reason, the specific line "I have a hole in my shoes" became a meme four years later in January 2026.

Brother: Hey dad, can I have some new shoes?
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.

by austicles January 25, 2026

should-have-been-chickens

Eggs from a chicken. Popularized by Jose Xiloj

Jose: Here's how to make an omelette:

2 should-have-been-chickens to a bowl, little bit of that ocean and whisk it t

by NewYork6792 February 1, 2026

You have pronoun confusion

You though I was talking about YOU (Singlular/Localized/That Specific One) and are conflating the broad conceptual YOU (People in the abstract) or what I am saying applied to YOU in which case it would be (Peripheral/Incidental) YOU or I was speaking propositionally in which case what I'm saying relates to the person issuing the proposition but isn't necessarily directed at the person theme. Additionally, I am the I to whom I am referring when I write and, therefore, the intersubjective you would not apply to me.

Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2026