Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

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cream blower

i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂

wow johnny! that was a big cream blower there!

by meeeekkkmoooop September 27, 2020

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When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

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Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

by Dudeidk October 25, 2020

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Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020

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