i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Draculas tea bag

Slang name for a used tampon

I need to go change me draculas tea bag

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024

bod is tea

saying someone has a very good body

*comment on insta/tiktok” your bod is teaaa!!

by uncledingus033 August 3, 2024

Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

Achy-Corn Tea

This tea cures minor discomforts and helps one calm down. It is made from achy-corns which are found below oak trees; how they get there is unknown. It was invented by by Irmo, Hobbit of the Chicago & Houston shires 3/15/25.

Would you like to share a mug of delicious achy-corn tea? I see that you are agitated.

by Houston Mark April 1, 2025

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025