pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.

Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.

by Pancho777 August 2, 2020

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.

That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!

by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020

Rock in pockets

When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets

Ryan: “Dude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 6, 2020

pocket

a hole in your pants so you can put something in it like your purse/wallet

i have a red pocket

by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020

pizza pocket

a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.

“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”

by bubbage June 26, 2020

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020

Oven Pocket

A place for a woman to hide a discerete item but fears an anal search.

Catherine put her cell phone in her oven pocket when getting patted down by officers.

by Slock81 September 6, 2020