resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

hair tie

to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.

cash burned the hair tie

by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017

hair boo

You like someones hair or you like them for there hair. It's kind of like the the suit affect but on hair (suit affect is from i Carly when specter wears a suit because the girl only likes him when he is wearing it.)

The guys with the curly hair is my hair boo.

by 0ldZhandllee April 14, 2017

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017