hairy dragon

When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon

Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead

by Mr Hoss September 4, 2016

comoto dragon

A badass lizard who doesn't need wings to fly!

Man look at that comoto dragon! It's a fire breathing bitch!

by Lexilexilexilou September 3, 2016

Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.

1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"

by Andy will live forever more... July 28, 2016

troll dragon

An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.

That was funny! that troll went silent after that troll dragon showed up and made him look stupid

by Arklyte July 15, 2016

Dragon

Creature that you see ,when you are stoned!

*taking cocaine*
Me:Wtf is that flying outside.
Dragon is a creature.

by uroscar5 July 3, 2016

running dragon

The male pulls his dick out and while his wife or girlfriend sleep he moves his pelvis back as far as he can and then penetrates either the butt hole or vagina

WhIle my girlfriend sleeps I gave her a running dragon...she woke up screaming

by Im on Instagram June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016