Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

flash danced

when your smoking a crack pipe and you accidentally get the lighter too close to the hole and the gas ignites causing a bright flash in your pipe

“oh no Ryan, you just flash danced the fuck out that pipe. your cut off”

by izzyizawsm January 16, 2020

to dance on the beat

Expression inspired by a popular romanian song. A new method of "vibing" and a new way of seeing the new year (2020) in a positive way or to just make fun of something. (you can also use it when someone/something is really cool)

x: What do you think of this song?
y: It's fire, man! It dances on the beat. (to dance on the beat)

by beerkindofman January 26, 2020

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

dance sisters

Team mates or dancers that are very close and are a second family to each other sometimes even closer than regular family and friends.

Ive known my dance sisters for 5 years and were the closest ever

by Dancer247 April 16, 2020

Dancing with Sparky

Dancing all-out, crazy, like you never danced before. One moment, you may be sitting quietly, unassumingly... The next, you’re all-out on the dance floor showcasing moves no one knew you were capable of.

At the wedding last night Grandma was dancing with sparky! She kept dancing until the first rays of the sun came up!

by Kristenp February 16, 2020

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020