Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

Blow-holing

When you’re sitting in the bathtub and the tip of your penis floats above the surface of the water such that your urethra is exposed to the air.

I was on the phone talking to Joey in the bathtub totally blow-holing.

by Patmanpancakes December 10, 2022

hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022

Blow Hole

Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.

I took a Blow Hole out of her ass and it was super creamy.

by PistolPeat December 21, 2022

fisherman's blow

To blow snot out of a nostril as you hold one closed

Guy 1: I have to blow my nose but I have no tissue

Guy 2: just hit the fisherman's blow you'll be fine

by Proxy ichi October 16, 2019