toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

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Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

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Sausage Toe

The tranny version of a camel toe

That chick at the bar is so hot!

Yea but did you see his sausage toe…

by SodomisPrime May 1, 2024

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toes

technically toes are just a second pair of fingers...

stop sucking my fingers and my toes at the same time, Gerald!

by Your long lost brother May 12, 2024

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Charlie's Toes

The most scrumptious and delicious type shit you'll ever taste. EUUUGHHH!! This shit is so DELICIOUS. Honestly, y'all gotta try em. Find a charlie, take off his socks and shoes and start suckin'

Charlie's Toes gotta be a full course meal at this point

by Your long lost brother May 12, 2024

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Stepping on someone else’s toes

When at a corner store or any business establishment, where you're trying to conduct a business transaction and somebody comes to try and interfere in your transaction trying to conduct the business of their own.

A bro why are you stepping on someone else’s toes man, let bro conduct his business transaction and you stop trying to be janky bro.

by Zaerock777 May 26, 2024

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