fire 'em up

To sleep. To go to bed. To be extremely bored.

1. I'm tired and I'm ready to go fire 'em up!

2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!

by SithlordDarthRPG December 5, 2003

Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter

If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.

by Reds86 September 24, 2011

trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.

Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.

by ylecyod March 27, 2010

Walsh 1 Fire of 2009

The morons of Walsh 1 set popcorn on fire. SRC almost burnt down in the process.

God, the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009 was ridiculous! They smoke up every night but get caught burning popcorn.

by Walsh 1 Groupie January 29, 2009

Lighting my children on fire

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it

"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"

by Babi Kk August 3, 2005