Birds

A word that means a fast car that carries book cases usually driven by furries who like creampies (THE DIRTY MEANING OF CREAMPIES) who usually spend their time on pornhub looking for Reiji SAKAMAKI porn.

Look at those birds going on a red light!!!

by Birthday Sleepover Crew June 30, 2018

Bird

Most commonly used to describe a hot chick. The Nelk Boys

There's like 12 birds on the lake right now.

by Blakessketit July 14, 2018

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018

Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse

Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.

by Da Nematode July 23, 2018

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018