Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

..just.a.random._.person

Simps for Tom Holland

..just.a.random._.person simps for Tom Holland

by Just tage April 3, 2022

ya my bru person

person from cape town that is thin and has tan skin, they are male they always say “ya my bru” and they wear skinny jeans that fall of their legs and they wear tight t shirts and big chains, and they usually don’t have that much hair

“that ya my bru person is so cringey

by slang ya my bru people words April 5, 2022

My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022

Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Savage sales person

Sami

Sami is Goated. He is a savage sales person

by Mind blowing dicktionairy March 13, 2022