Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

by I forget January 11, 2004

ass burglar

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

cunt ass

n. The vaginal region of a heavy set female which appears to form ass-cheeks when tight pants are worn.

Check out the tight pants on that lard-laden maiden over there, she's totally rockin a nasty cunt ass dude.

by grundlemychuzzle February 12, 2005

up the ass

added to make it seem like one has alot of something.

She/He has movies up the ass

by Adrian April 9, 2006

ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010