poop dildo

When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.

After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.

by Little Theodoore April 25, 2008

poop shoot

Where your poop comes out. Its another word for anus.

"There was alot of poop coming out of your poop shoot today"

by Forrest Gump December 28, 2005

poop a loop

Your butthole when it is shitty

dude your poop a loop smells!

by penismonger November 5, 2006

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

Poop-a-saurus

If you eat poo poo, it chemically combines with nuclouric acid (NH76 in the stomach) to form a super poop which consists of 100% poop material and when it is excreted it appears an iridescent green colour .(errrhhh) WARNING!: may take up to 1 hour to excrete

Pooper 1: Man, i ate my wifes ploopy today and i know im gonna have to deal with a Poop-a-saurus at around 4 o clock

Pooper 2: You always do this when i tell you not to. Now im gonna have to help you excrete that motherfucker with a plunger later

by Zelldisch February 4, 2010

Poop Block

When you really have to go poop but your wife, your girlfriend or kids do not want you to go poop because it will stink the bathroom.

Husband: Hey are you done with that magazine I really need to go poop!

Wife: Don't go and poop in there!! I need to do my make up! Wait till I get done!

Husband: Do not be a poop block!!!!!!

by Pimpin Otter January 26, 2010

poop pool

A portopottie that has become so smelly and so inundated with shit that one could swim in it like one would do in a pool.

I went to urinate in a portopottie and when I opened the door shit flowed all over me because that portopottie was such a poop pool.

by E? September 3, 2006