5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

Level 5 oof

An earth-shattering screech containing the letters o and f. Commonly used while gaming.

If you lose this game im level 5 oofing you Jonathan!!

by anonymous May 18, 2022

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

5 B’s

The 5 B’s of my life:
Blues, Bluegrass, Bonsai, Biking and Beer.

The 5 B’s of Life

by B’s of Life May 22, 2022

5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill

examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.

by NKGrenade May 23, 2022

Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

5 & 1/4

Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.

Don't be a 5 & 1/4, you said you would help fix my computer, don't be a dick.

by Joke-Water May 31, 2022