was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated.
Mom: CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS
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Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
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Get the war paint mug.The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
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Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
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