Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Pig

Unconscious police officer of the law, he who runs off animal instant over being an intellectual human, realistically a pig has more brains then a Unconscious cop.

Ah the pigs know whats right and choose to do the wrong things.

by Rhys Adam Campbell December 12, 2020

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

Fewlish pig

A Foolish person who is older then 40 but younger than 90 who struggles with big issues and is very nice but only a little bit sexy!

My grandparents are fewlish pigs

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.

I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020